Things My Ipod will Never Get To DO!!!

Guess which one is A Thong??? Toilet Paper Dispenser, Chaise Lounge, I Pod In My Shorts?? I Pod VIBRATOR, Very Scary!
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Spoke with Brownie he seems ready to get out of Raleigh for the weekend. I am happy for him and his escape. It is good for him. Dan's dog is Ill and I cannothouse him due to Rue's contagious kennel cough. Rog has decided to help. I am not calling Dan at $16 a minute. He cannot make any progress towards returning here prior to his monday arrival.