Black And Dank

The boys are off to Panama. They are not doing the full crossing and getting their Neptune Fest or whatever the hell you get when you go through the Panama Canal. It is good that they are both leaving town. No parents to watch over me. They really act like conscience 1 and 2. As for Melkat they have been quiet and now they seldom call me with their crazy ideas. As of last week I was officially in Mel's will to inherit her Rolex. I now that she'll certainly outlive me at this rate. I am calling out at Borders my leg hurts and I don't think 4 hours standing will suit me.

So enjoy the sojourn black & dank, I will be relaxing and drinking Caipirihnas at home.