I knew this all along

You Are Miss Piggy

A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

When I was twelve my mom by mistake ordered from Spiegel's the Miss Piggy Muppet instead of the Kermit. On Christmas day to her horror instead of being upset about it and not wanting to play with my new doll, I proceeded to style the pigs long blond curls and to speak in her voice. My mom soon thereafter swipped the doll and threw it away.