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100. My Real Name is GeorgeKenneth Judah Ben Judah Morell Orta Narvaez Irrizary.
99. I regularly give a $15 tip to my hairstylist because she's great.
98. When I was two months old, I fell out of a moving car. Hey shit happens!!
97. My favorite vegetable is corn.
96. My first movie star crush was Roger Moore in James Bond's Octopussy.
95. My first sexual experience was around 10 with a cousin who was babysitting me.
94. I figured I was gay pretty early on...6-7 years of age.
93. I had my first crush on a guy in 2nd grade.
92. I often blame my best friend Melissa for turning me gay (not true). She's a lesbian.
91. I confirmed I was gay in grad school making out with Norris.
90. I have worked at Mc Donalds, Zayre's, Hoffritz, Cookie Company, Bally Fitness, Mercedes Benz dealer, Borders, World Market and various Colleges.
89. My father is still alive but as of 1995 we do not speak. His choice.
88. It is not painful anymore, but it hurts to be lied to.
87. I once got a woodie (HARDON) while watching Tom Jones on TV I was five.
86. I am allergic to seafood, shellfish, freshly cut grass, Tide.
85. I miss my 1st Jack Russell Montana, my 2nd Boy is awesome!
84. If given the choice gay or straight. I would choose; Gay.
83. In the 80's I had a Jewfro, then I parted it in the middle, finally ending with a caesar and balding.
82. I once tried piercing my nipples professionally, My body was allergic to the surgical steel.
81. I have visited the state capitols of IA, FL, NE, MO, IL, NC, SC, MA, GA, TN, KS, AR, CA, DC, NV, AZ, NJ, DE, VA, PA, WV, KY, WI, MN, PR, TX, MI, MD, DE, USVI, IN & OH.
80. I want to retire in Charleston, SC.
79. I have excellent recall of my childhood and specific conversations.
78. I scored 140 in my IQ test when I was 12 years old. My parents kept the results hidden until I was 21.
77. I skipped college algebra/calculus and took three separate courses in Logic.
76. I have presented in front of an audience of 500 people.
75. I have volunteered for Habitat for Humanity over twelve times.
74. I have personally met President Carter, Mickey O'Rourke and Jerry Lewis.
73. My favorite porn star is Zak Spears. WOOF!
72. Adai is the Hottest guy I have ever met online.
71. Vehicles owned Dodge Dart, Mercedes Benz 280 SEL 4.5, Honda Accord, Ford Escort, Subaru, Saturn SL1.
70. Cruise ships & the motion of the sea makes me projectile vomit.
69. Foreplay is not optional. Kissing is required.
68. I was outed to the entire family by my uncle Lenny at dinner.
67. I don't like eating dinner at a table.
66. My family knows I am gay and they deal with it.
65. I know more than I care to admit about wine, Waterford & Baccarat.
64. I have never gambled over $20 at a time.
63. Given the choice of wrecking the car or hitting Bambi...we're eating venison tonight.
62. I have tasted Venison, Buffalo, Duck, Quail and Ostrich.
61. I have all of my wisdom teeth, Boca gigante!
60. In a fist fight, I had my mandible dislocated.
59. The sight of blood makes me freak out.
58. I have an unusual fear of spiders and little people.
57. I can cook criollo food (PR & Cuban), Tex/Mex & American Fare.
56. I can order from the menu in Italian, Spanish, French and Portuguese.
55. I deferred admissions to U of Miami, Law School due to not wanting to fulfill my father's dreams.
54. I do not care about pleasing people for their sake.
53. I am a feisty son of a bitch according to an ex who had control issues and desired to fix me.
52. When my Grandfather was dead he came to visit me and told me I would be OK.
51. I dislike Hillarity Clinton, she is a BIMBO.
50. I believe in justice and social equity but not at the expense of our constitution.
49. I rarely cry.
48. People Magazine is utterly semantic tripe, I cannot go through a check stand without reading it.
47. I speed read.
46. I consider myself an expert in study skills.
45. I have a Bachelors and a Master's degree and desire a PhD.
44. At a bar fight I would like to have my brother next to me.
43. I've bottomed once, Steve got my 1st time.
42. I've only been in deep knock your down momma love once. Brownie.
41. For that I committed a crime.
40. I am trusting until given the opportunity and proof not to be that way.
39. I once went to lunch at one of my jobs and never returned.
38. I love my belly.
37. I would never share toothbrushes or underwear.
36. My favorite champagne is Bollinger.
35. I secretly desire to be Patsy of Ab Fab.
34. I am a fiercely loyal friend.
33. I am honest to a fault, I live, relish & celebrate my truth.
32. I fall asleep faster when I spoon with someone I like.
31. I love my Jack Russell Boy, he is sweet and like all Brits has bad teeth.
30. All my friends share their deep dark secrets with me. I lock them in the vault, I never share my friends secrets with others.
29. I have the keys to all my friends houses.
28. I prefer to sleep naked.
27. I shred my right leg Quadricept muscle & had it re-attached.
26. I have been forbidden by all my friends to cut my own grass.
25. I hate working out I do it for my heart.
24. Sometime I am lonely and I prefer it that way.
23. The best part of a guy are his eyes.
22. I can swim like a dolphin.
21. I was born in NYC Sloan Kettering Hospital.
20. I have seen the majesty and beauty of the Grand Canyon.
19. I hate suspension bridges, the engineering marvels me but I imagine myself in the bottom of the bay as fish food.
18. I dated Melissa for a couple of weeks in Grad school.
17. I have been to the top of the Sears Tower and John Hancock Building.
16. My nose bleeds due to the lack of humidity when the heat is on during the winter.
15. My mom and dad were bohemian nudist liberals.
14. I like men with really short hair or balding.
13. I like Anglo men who can kiss and speak Spanish.
12. My ex and I still speak occasionally.
11. I believe in God but I am suspect of organized religion.
10. I like LOVE my office space.
9. I love my three bdrm, two bath & spacious attic ranch style house.
8. I am lucky to have the best friends in the world, they are my 2nd family.
7. I do not steal, I hate thief's & liars.
6. I have no interest in death or funerals.
5. I am afraid of Germs.
4. My favorite Zinfandel is old vine.
3. I believe God has a plan for me, just not quite certain of it.
2. I once had a cat: Enigma.
1. I never loved my dad.